Why Zoe's preschool teacher may be calling the police on us tomorrow.

The last few nights Scott has been sick with a fever. But it's been cold out and Zoe and Caly have been sleeping in the king sized bed with me so they could snuggle in a room with a wood burning stove. But Scott's been sleeping in the living room. Last night, Caly felt awful that her dad didn't come to bed, thinking that it had been because he didn't have room because of her taking over his spot. So Scott told her how he was feverish and didn't want to sleep in that room because it's the warmest one in the house. And he just didn't feel up to snuggling with the girls because just being in bed with someone made him feel too hot, even if he took off his shirt.

Zoe's interpretation: There were too many Hot Girls in Daddy's big bed last night so he had to take off all his clothes before sleeping with her.

I made Caly promise to explain what really happened when Scott drops them off at the school tomorrow.

LMAO

LOL Kids!!

LOL

Oh no! Hope that gets straightened out!

ROFLMAO!! Yep, kids can say things wrong ALL the time. LOL

I have a cousin who was a pharmacutical salesman. He married and aquired a step daughter she was 6. When the teacher asked her waht her new daddy did she said "he sells drugs".

Yep, they called.

When my kids found out BR's name wasnt really BR, and found out that was initials, they were discussing it at a family renuion with other kids. Then they forgot what his real name was. so in public, with BR and I there, one of them asked
"mom whats our real dads name? "

To which BR replied "I dont have clue, but I wish he would step forward!"

Well she must not have said it in school because the police haven't come yet. Last night she kept saying it over and over wth special emphasis on Hot Girls, like she was the voice over for a Girls Gone Wild ad.