Free to good home.

One husband:
Pros: He works 5-6 days a week, so isn't bugging you all day
Changes oil in vehicles on a 2500 mile schedule, and can fix anything that breaks
Germophobe
Will eat whatever you put in front of him with the exception of Liver or Casseroles in any form. However, you will be questioned about cooking methods and temperatures, since he has an insane fear of food borne illness.Cons:
Will NOT try to balance a check book or acct, someone else will have to take over the funds...(give him $50 a week and he is happy).
Does not cook, clean or do laundry
Does not mow grass
Does not feed dogs
has never changed a diaper, but will tell you how to do it
Compulsive Channel changer
GermophobeGets mad when you yell at him because he is being an ass...

Thanks, but no thanks !

Mine is much better than that and makes me laugh every day. And since hubbys are supposed to be one per customer... Pass!

I know we have some singles here...Athena? Jessica? Anyone?

LOL! I've already got one and two would be way much more than I could handle. But I love the post. You made me smile.

I'll have to pass also,the cons outweigh the pros lol

I pass...

I'm looking for a newer/younger model and with some different cons

No taker here - it is a long way from Texas to the Interior of British Columbia

Jess, he's only 40....lol

I figure I am stuck with him.....noone wants him,and I am not training another, no way in hell

You are stuck with him. No need for you to get into any diaper changing activity, - enough babies you have raised!

The not mowing the grass was the deal breaker for me.

I HATE mowing grass! The rest I could have dealt with if the grass had gotten mowed (by someone other than me).

Sorry, I'll have to pass on this "freebie." lol

Have to pass here as well.. mine will mow the grass when the neighbors are making him look bad and he WILL eat casseroles and clean and do laundry.... Maybe we can combine the two and make one hubby to share on a two week basis?