Never Choke in a Southern Restaurant ;-)

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. After ordering their cornbread and
beans, they talked about the latest addition to their junkyard
business.Suddenly, a woman at the nearby table, who was eating a sandwich,
begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in
real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says 'Kin ya
swallar?' The woman shakes her head no. 'Kin ya breathe?' The
woman begins
to turn blue and shake her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman,
lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her
right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she
has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she
begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.His
partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heard 'bout that there 'Hind Lick
Maneuver',but
I ain't never seed nobody do it!

I would hate to be that woman.. but that is funny!!

OMG, that is one of Scott favorite jokes! I've never heard anybody not in our family tell it.

What kind of a sick person thought that joke up? LOL It wasn't your better half, was it Chelle?

LOL nope, I swear!!

I am just glad it said Hillbillys and not rednecks.

I did laugh though, cause the first time Matt heard us saying something about using the heimliche or what every he said "where's your hime and why do you lick it?" So it might not just be a joke after all LOL

thebutlerdidit wrote:

What kind of a sick person thought that joke up? LOL It wasn't your better half, was it Chelle?

My DH swears he "invented" that joke back when he was a kid. He laughed so hard when I told him someone from Nova Scotia just told it to me.

Too funny!

That is funny! Karen tell your dh thanks for inventing it! Tell him we want more~