Because Rebecca is a Nazi

Almost all of the Moderators have answered questions today (via PMs) about why this site is set up the way it is. So here are the answers to the most common questions:

Q: Why can't I post links to sites that request personal information in Chit Chat?
A: Rebecca does not believe in freedom of speech.

Q: Why can't I give referrals?
A: Rebecca is greedy and wants all the profits from this place to go into her own pocket.

Q: Why push Connie's, Chelle's and Maggie's websites, but not every freebie site.
A: Those three sites form an axis of evil.

Q: Why do we have to get permission to use the Unbzzed and Unendorsed section?
A: It's part of Rebecca's evil plot to take over the world.

Q: What will happen if we break the user agreement?
A: All of your posts from every website on the internet will be remove. You will get head lice. Your camels will get gas cramps. And you will become incontinent.

Q: If Rebecca is so evil, why can't we hear her evil laughter?
A: You don't have your speakers on, MWHA HA HA HA!

OK, the Nazi dictator Rebecca has decreed that my original answers were not the propaganda information she wanted posted. Here is the state-approved version.

Q: Why can't I post links to sites that request personal information in Chit Chat?
A: Given that identity theft is a real risk to freebie hunters (we are popular targets), she wanted a specific warning for areas of the site that contain outside links.

Q: Why can't I give referrals?
A: Because each and every referral link is different, referrals would require moderators to follow them ALL to make sure that none of them were scams. That's a lot of work. Additionally, allowing referrals would likely turn this place into a freebie hunting, money making site that was not Rebecca's vision. There are lots of other sites that meet those needs, but none that are simply BzzAgent social sites.

Q: Why push Connie's, Chelle's and Maggie's websites, but not every freebie site.
A: Those three sites form an axis of evil. OK, not really, but it's fun to say. In reality, those three sites do a great job answering all those questions about freebies and surveys that we don't have the knowledge to answer here. They have LOADS of information, links, details, etc. that members want. And they ARE set up for freebie hunting.

Q: Why do we have to get permission to use the Unbzzed and Unendorsed section?
A: It's Rebecca's way of verifying that you know the rules and agree to abide by them.

'You will get head lice. Your camels will get gas cramps. And you will become incontinent.'

LMAO - Remind me not to get on YOUR bad side

thebigscott your explanation had ROFLMAO!

Now what made you think of camels?? Too funny!

You guys.....

LOL

Ya know, my camel is bad enough without adding gas cramps. I will be sure and stay on her good side.

I was SO excited to be part of an Axis of Evil and then you went and burst my balloon and made me sound ewwww NICE...

OK, OK, I take it back. You, Chelle, and Maggie really do form an axis of evil. Now, nobody better mess with them. Because we all know how bad it is when your camel has gas.

thebigscott wrote:OK, OK, I take it back. You, Chelle, and Maggie really do form an axis of evil. Now, nobody better mess with them. Because we all know how bad it is when your camel has gas.

Welll I don't have a camel yet but the incontinence is creeping up every since I had kids..

WHEW! glad I aint the only one!