On another funny note, sad but true

Have you all heard the 911 tapes from the crackhead who didn;t get her chicken nuggets???????????



My uncle use to run the local call center and says they got weird things like that all the time. One of my little foster brothers dialed 911 at 4 am once and hung up.... they came and apparently knocked, when no one answered (they knocked on the garage... far away from anyones hearing range) they crashed teh door and came in. I was 14, imagine my surprise and their when I came out confused as all hell (split level ranch and I was teh only one dowstairs) in my underwear, my dog came after me. Next thing I know three deputies are screaming pitbull and running back out the door screaming ma'am ma'am what's the emergency? is it the dog????. I was bawling and crying please don't shoot my dog wondering who the hell he was calling ma'am- I was only a kid (I still HATE to be called ma'am), I thought they were coming to kill him, he was just a pup. It's funny now but at the time it was scary.

Oh and who can forget the one from John McCains brother because he was stuck in traffic. LMAO People are so stupid.

I didn't hear the McNugget one, but the Today show had excerpts from the Octomom calling 911 last Oct because she couldn't find one of her sons. It ended up that he had gone for a walk with someone. She kept saying "I'm going to kill myself! Oh God! I'm going to kill myself!" In fact, she carried on with that until the 911 operator told her that she shouldn't be saying that in front of her other children.

Tara, your story sounds SCARY! I'm glad you can laugh at it now, but holy wow! I was thinking the same thing - don't hurt the puppy!

http://www.tmz.com/2009/03/03/mcnuggett-911-calls-the-unhappy-meal-drama/

You have to listen to this one Lori... and she called THREE times.
I read about the octomom one but hadn't heard it. But we all know what I think of her. She is about as stable as an ice cream in 115 degree weather.

or about as sharp as a sack of wet mice..

Well, I agree that it's not an emergency, but shit... that is robbery. If I give a store money for something they're advertising and they say Oops we're out, then they damn well better give me my money back! I say arrest the manager for theft.

LMAO That would be a better lawsuit than the million dollar missing pants!

I wouldn't sue. I'd just have them arrested for petty theft. I wonder how many people are arrested for shoplifting for little one or two dollar items?

Probably lots.
That is kinda funny tara....