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Post by valerie Fri Jul 11, 2008 9:22 pm

Hummer & Clyde ( West Virginia mechanical engineers) were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.



A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.

'We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole,' said Clyde, but we don't have a ladder.'

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement, announced, 'Eighteen feet, six inches, and walked away.


Clyde shook his head and laughed. 'Ain't that just like a woman! We ask for the height and she gives us the length!'



Clyde and Hummer are currently working for the government.
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Post by chelle Fri Jul 11, 2008 9:52 pm

That one I like. LOL
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Post by Lucky Mon Jul 14, 2008 8:29 pm

Hehehe
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