Sunburn help (joke)
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Sunburn help (joke)
by valerie Wed Jul 09, 2008 5:10 pm
A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got a horrible sunburn,
especially to his upper legs. He went to the hospital, and
was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns.
With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in,
the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline,
electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.
The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, 'What good will Viagra do for
him, Doctor'? the doctor replied,
'It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll keep the sheets off his
legs
especially to his upper legs. He went to the hospital, and
was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns.
With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in,
the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline,
electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.
The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, 'What good will Viagra do for
him, Doctor'? the doctor replied,
'It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll keep the sheets off his
legs
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Re: Sunburn help (joke)
by Missy Thu Jul 10, 2008 2:21 am
lol... that was a good one! I am so telling my friend that when he calls next. (we are slightly competative when it comes to who has a new joke to tell)
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