Speaking of cakes

Okay, we have all marveled over Kelly and pearly's cakes.

Now its time to visit the idiot of cakes world.

www.cakewrecks.blogspot.com

I swear, I have spent thelast 3 hours laughin my hind end off. This is freakin awful. on a scary level.

The fact that people are out there that stupid (the sprinkles decorator strikes again is a good example... there are just people who shouldnt be allowed to breed.... ) is scary..

But I am now enthralled. Seriously.

I thought it was bad the year that my darling husband gave my sister in law money and told her to get me a birthday cake. She said "do you want anything on it? " He said "yeah, but I dont know what yet" so they discussed it. and since I love ANYTHING Texas it was decided to get me a cake with a Texas flag.

I wish I had a picture. honest I do.

If you have ever seen a Texas flag you will know that there is a blue rectangle with a single star on the left side, it goes the full length of the flag. THEN, there are 2 stripes, a white and a red. They are basicly all the same size, just the blue is standing up and the white and red are lying down. Its always white on top, red on bottom, and blue on the left. (not hard to remember) Unlike the AMerican flag, which the blue only takes up half of the left side and the stripes are red and white.

well I got my cake and it was a blue rectangle with the single star. and then red and white stripes. 17 of them.
So, not only did she have NO CLUE about the Texas flag, but she was ignorant about the American flag too!!

It was actually very very sad. That someone can live in a state and NOT know the flag. Especially this state! LOL PLUS, there is a flag flying in the parking lot of this store, and about a half dozen more if you walk outside and look, at the other business'!!

She brought it home anyway, not really realizing how bad it was. Half way home she slammed on the breaks realizing what exactly was wrong.

But of course its the thought that counts.

It's a football! It's a turkey! It's a...a...stitched up frankencake with pom-poms!

OMG I peed a little reading that!

Shiny Poo Pile...

DH thinks I OD'd on Nyquilbut OMG that is funny shiznit...check out the brides with nno budget section.........

can you belive people are stupid enough to allow these out of the bakery??

They need quality control. badly.

OMG! I wish I had known about this site last week! We found the most awful "cornucopia" type cake at wal mart.. my dh was just appalled and I tried to find the "nice" in it.. but it was tough!

Im only at the doll in the nightgown part of these cakes and already need something to clean my screen with.

lol, have you seen the Breast Cancer Awareness cake with the misspelling on it? Instead of "survivor" on it, it has "surivor" lol
The dog one lol! Neon Pink, worried looking and vomiting sprinkles
Pooches face slid off his head OMG!
Happy Monkey cake, wow that was scary!

ROFLMAO @ (OMG OMG did you see this cake?) Its in Oh SO Ugly
Its the 2nd cake under I Think I've Just Been Punk'd
http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/search/label/Oh-So-Ugly

http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2008/07/creepiness-continues.html

take a look at this one....all I can say is......seriously?

And this one, I nearly choked to death

http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2008/05/cake-that-started-it-all.html

Erin the second one, the cake that started it all, just made me shake my head....Everytime I see something like that and I just cannot fathom it, my father tells me, "Dear, it takes all kinds of people to make a world."

and I agree with him Kelly, BUT these people more than likely reproduced....

There should be a law!!

I am not near as far as y'all. I am just into oct.
did you see the babies 2nd birthday balloons?? that was just awful!

I havent decided on my favorite yet. Its so hard.

But did you see the lego cake? OMFG!! now thats amazing!

and the nightmare before Christmas ones?? I have never seen that movie, but those cakes were amazing.

I was up till about 2, high on Nyquil looking, and laughing.........omg.

Chelle, thanks so much for that link. I was laughing so hard I was crying, when my son happened to call to tell me he was on the road. He wanted to know what was up. I told him I was looking at a cake disaster website and laughing so hard I was crying. He said "Oh! Like where they're delivering a cake and it falls?" All I could say was "No!" and started laughing again. I'll have to show him. He's a big fan (NOT!) of the misplaced apostrophe. LOL

I mean, it looks like a wookie in a clown suit. A wookie who shaved his face and then used too much self-tanner, I mean.

That is classic.

I so want that teddy bear cake! It looks darling!

Thanks alot chelle.. now i have some other site to take up my time... and horrible cake hunting to go on to submit. lol ;-)

Oh, the one that says "under neat" !!!!! I'm dying here!

Can you imagine if you ordered that cake? How pissed would you be???

I am crying over here!!!

can you belive? LOL!

and yes the ones where they write the instuctions are hillarious! like "welcome home new baby in pink"

chelle wrote:can you belive? LOL!

and yes the ones where they write the instuctions are hillarious! like "welcome home new baby in pink"

My favorite was something like "Seniors You Rock! Fireworks Display"

WTH!

Oh yeah, and

"I want Sprinkles"

YES!!!

THose had me laughing so hard I was crying. woke up the dang baby! I couldnt believe they would do that!!

SO I have been addicted for about 24 hours, and LMAO. DH thinks the Nyquil has gotten to me, or I have lost my bloody mind. I seriously cannot stop laughing.....
Did anyone else see the lifesize wedding cake?

OH GAWD that was just awful.. like scary awful... If I was the groom I would still be having nightmares!!

I mean it did look like her. in a macrebe sort of way....

That was freaky wasn't it, weird strange freaky.