New Contest

No prize for this one since I haven't even gotten the prizes done for the last one, but let's see who can make Joe blush. Everyone tell your favorite off-color joke and we'll PM them all to him while he's on vacation. So he'll come back to an inbox full of jokes the next time he visits the board. If he's got the nerve, he can even decide who the contest winner is.

Hmmm... I was kinda hoping Mr & Mrs JoeC would come home with a Little JoeC in the oven.

So you want us to post it here or pm it to him? I have a good one (if I can remember)

Put it here if it's not too off-color. I like a good joke.

Okay... my all time favorite:

A man was walking down the street when his friend comes up and tells him: "see that building over there? I was just there and got the BEST hand job ever!, you have to go get one!"

So the guy walks into the building, up the stairs and there at the end of the hall was a very beautiful lady. She asks what he wants and he tells her he wants a hand job. She says okay that will be $500. He says "$500!, are you kidding me?" She tells him to come over to the window. He walks over and she says, "do you see that car down there?, the REALLY shiny red sporty one?"... he says "yeah".. She says well I got that car giving hand jobs. So he pays the money and sure enough, it's the best he has ever had.

He is so impressed that he decides he wants more. He can only imagine how great a blow job from this lady must be, so once again, he goes back to the building and up the stairs. The lady is there and he tells her he wants a blow job. She tells him, sure, that will be $1000. "$1000!".. again she asks him to come over to the window and she points to a really big house up on the hill, "Do you see that house over there? The really big one with the pool?"... Well I paid for that house giving blow jobs. So he pays the money and sure enough.. it is the most unbelievable blow job he has ever gotten.

Now he is just amazed and intrigued and knows he wants to experience full blown sex with this lady. So the following day he goes back to the building and up the stairs. The lady asks what he would like this time. He tells her he just has to have sex with her. She asks him to come over to the window again and he braces for what this is going to cost him but figures it's worth it. She says, "see that bank down there? The big one with all the shiny glass windows, the really really tall big bank?" He says yes and she says:





Well if I had a cootchie, I'd own that bank.

I still need to think up a contest... I do have a prize to give out! LOL!

Connie- that is great! lol


I have to think of one...

OH, I am liking this already!

I recently posted Surfer Joe on ...what are you listening to today....
Does our Joe have a green woody and a board to match?
Enough said. . .

A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra.

Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that!

The teenager tells her, "Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rose buds show!" and out she goes.

The next day the teenager comes down stairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on.

The teenager wants to die. She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate.....

The grandmother says, "Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off your rose buds, then I can display my hanging baskets.

HAHA! Love it!