I'm trying this again! One liners for fun.

I tried this the other day and no one posted any.

Instead of bitching about one line reports, lets laugh about one line jokes. My favorite movie one-liner (this week, but not always) is from History of the World Part One, "Don't get saucy with me, Bernaise!"

Oh man, there are so many from Napoleon Dynamite. Today I'll choose "Do the chickens have large talons?"

Aint got no gas in it.

Carl, on slingblade.

"We thought you was a toad!" from O' Brother Where Art Thou.

thebutlerdidit wrote:"We thought you was a toad!" from O' Brother Where Art Thou.

Love that movie!

My dear I dont give a damn - from gone with the wind

From Ferris Beuller's Day Off:

"Hey, batter, batter, batter, batter

Saaaaawing Batter!"

I'm going to have to re-watch some Monty Python movies to get some good ones!

Rebecca1340 wrote:I'm going to have to re-watch some Monty Python movies to get some good ones!

OH YEAH!!! There are a thousand of them in there!! I LOVE monty python!! How about....

"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!" Or

"What are you going to do? Bleed on me?"

Beau-iful plumage!

Ok, I found the one I was thinking of -- it's from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Sir Galahad: Is there someone else up there we can talk to?

French Soldier: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time

OK.. though I can't quote it.. I love the one from Chevy Chase's Christmas Vacation..where he calls his boss that looooong one "that dirty.........."

yeah that one!

thebutlerdidit wrote:"We thought you was a toad!" from O' Brother Where Art Thou.

my all time favorite movie.... one of a very few I can watch over, and over and over !

"Don't eat the green ones. They're not ripe."

from A Fish Called Wanda

Brandi you stole my favorite

"Frankly my dear I don't give a damn"

I LOVE Gone with the Wind, and in case it isn't obvious my mother did too.

Tara...you were named after a house?

LOL

No I was named after a fictional plantation, lol. So I guess technically I was named after the dirt the house was built on.

Love gone with the wind. I actually wanted to name a daughter Katie Scarlett. ( I have a cousin named Tara) but the initials didnt match.

and I admit, the line from Oh brother is a LONG time favorite.

Slinglblade and oh brother are about the only 2 movies I can rewatch over and over.

I like "your folden money's come unstove"

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I wish I could think of more lines I like. my mind is just mush right now

Rebecca1340 wrote:Ok, I found the one I was thinking of -- it's from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Sir Galahad: Is there someone else up there we can talk to?

French Soldier: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time

I had forgtten about that one!! LOL

Theres:

"Every sperm is sacred!" Or

“We are no longer the knights who say ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!”

"Every sperm is sacred!"
I love that one! The whole song is way too funny!

No I was named after a fictional plantation, lol.

So weird that GWTW and plantations came up just now. This morning's trivia question was "Where was the barbeque held in Gone With the Wind?" It was Twelve Oaks. But we all knew that. didn't we?

Chelle I wanted Saige to be Katie Scarlett, lol. Hubby shot me down. He didn't like Joe either, I wanted badly to name HER Joe.

Saige is a beautiful name!


From When Harry met Sally: : "Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh God, oh..." "I'll have what she's having."

(cracks me up everytime)

I fart in your general direction!

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Connie wrote:Saige is a beautiful name!


From When Harry met Sally: : "Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh God, oh..." "I'll have what she's having."

(cracks me up everytime)

Thank you, it fits. I don't think she looks like a Katie, lol.